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Florida State Representative Charles Van Zant (R) regrets to inform you, but Common Core education is totally going to make your children super gay.

Speaking at the “Operation Education Conference” in Orlando, Van Zant warned that officials implementing Common Core in Florida are “promoting as hard as they can any youth that is interested in the LGBT agenda.”

Their aim, Van Zant warned, was to “attract every one of your children to become as homosexual as they possibly can.” He then apologized to the crowd for having to be the bearer of bad news. “I really hate to bring you that news,” the Florida Republican said, “but you need to know.”


Their goal is for children to “become as homosexual as they possibly can.”

Are we to infer that there are varying degrees or levels of homosexuality? I was under the impression that you’re either homosexual or you aren’t but, according to Van Zant, some people are more homosexual than others and the goal of state officials who are implementing Common Core is to make your children as homosexual as possible.

No word on what their new army of educated homosexuals will be used for.