Conspiracy Theory WTF

Conspiracy Theory

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JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

Hate Radio host Michael Savage has dire predictions for the coming Clinton presidency that go beyond the usual apocalyptic gun grab.

President Clinton apparently has special plans for transgender people according to Savage.

via RightWingWatch

Savage predicted that President Clinton will “seize guns” in order to stop an “armed rebellion.”

“She is an absolute dictator,” he said. “She will seize guns and make them illegal in any way necessary.” [...]

Savage also claimed that Clinton will usher in a societal “meltdown” and “a social nightmare”: “There will be a transgender in your soup.

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Conservative voters have bought the idea that Democrats are going to snatch up all the guns in every election of the last several decades. I don't see why 2016 will be any different.

Should Hillary Clinton become the Democratic presidential nominee, I expect we will see an immediate surge in gun sales followed by another surge in November.

Suckers.

As for her diabolical plan to put "a transgender in your soup," I have no idea what that's suppose to mean.

  • Jesus Zamora

    Wow, Savage is going even more nuts now. Even the rightiest of righties seems to see the writing on the wall.

  • muselet

    Today is the eighth of March in the year 2016. I’ll make a prediction. If Hillary becomes President, financially, nothing will change in the country because she’s part of the Wall Street crowd, she is Wall Street. So fiscally, the country will not change very much, incidentally. Socially, a meltdown. It’ll look like a bad university. It will be, look like a— Socially, a meltdown. A social nightmare. There will be a transgender in your soup.

    [my transcription of the audio]

    Gabby Johnson would be so proud.

    –alopecia

    • JMAshby

      Remove the last sentence and it could be Sanders speaking.

      • muselet

        I hadn’t thought of it, but yes, up to Michael Savage’s first use of the word “socially,” it reads like a slightly caffeinated version of the Leftier-than-thou crowd’s standard complaint about Hillary Clinton.

        Which is actually remarkable, now I come to think about it. Savage and his caller had just a minute earlier been earnestly agreeing that Clinton is a socialist or communist who’s just as bad as Bernie Sanders: the caller (I think it was, but I value my sanity too much to listen to that audio again to be sure) said they both wear the same color: red.

        And yet here’s Savage, doing a quick 180 and arguing exactly the opposite (unless he thinks the financial industry has been overrun with communists). I know it’s too much to ask for consistency from someone like Michael Savage, but I’d have thought he’d keep riffing on the whole dirty filthy commie line. Of course, he could have accused Hillary Clinton of being a shape-shifting lizard person from outer space and his audience would have bought it. It was quite a performance.

        Although I am still wondering what, in this context, a “bad university” looks like.

        –alopecia