Conspiracy Theory

Conspiracy Theory

Written by SK Ashby

The Alex Jones custody trial continued in Austin, Texas today where Jones testified that he partakes in the smoking of marijuana from time to time.

But he only smokes marijuana for scientific purposes, you see, because George Soros is up to something.

Jones said he sometimes smokes marijuana — nearly yearly — “to monitor its strength, which is how law enforcement does it.” He then added that he tested it because he believes it is now too strong — a development he blamed on billionaire and political donor, George Soros, who he claimed in court has “brain damaged a lot of people.”

Speaking of brain damage, I don't know how what the jury will make of all this, but it should be obvious that Alex Jones does not belong near children and perhaps not even other adults.

Jones should follow his true calling and become a mountain man who robs people's cabins in the winter.