(Cartoonist - Adam Zyglis)

In other news, a Missouri man has plead guilty for trying to set two Planned Parenthood clinics on fire.

Meanwhile, Carl Paladino is back and everything that entails. You may recall Paladino ran for governor of New York as an anti-gay rights candidate but it was revealed that he was actually the landlord for two gay nightclubs. Now he's stumping for Trump. Go figure.

Finally, RNC Chairman Reince Priebus swears he hasn't resorted to self-harm. Yet.

“People assume oh, are you – you must be miserable. You've got a horrible job. But I don't see it that way,” Priebus said in the interview. “I'm not pouring Baileys in my cereal, I’m not sitting here trying to find a Johnnie Walker.

“This is fun,” he stammered.

He's put some thought into this.

  • Georgie

    Ha, just read comments on the Reince P link, they are wonderful…for example..
    From irasdad:
    Priebus On GOP Race: “I’m Not Pouring Baileys On My Cereal.”

    Only tears.

    Sweet, sweet Republican tears.

  • George A. Wojtowycz

    Baghdad Reince?

  • mdblanche

    What RNC PR BS meant to say was…

  • “find A Johnnie Walker”? Clearly he is not a drinker.

  • Victor the Crab

    Happy on the outside, but crying like a diaper baby on the inside. That’s Reince Preibus on the state of his Republican party today.