In other news, Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross reportedly threatened to fire NOAA employees if they contradicted Trump's ridiculous sharpie forecast publicly.
Meanwhile, Huawei's chief security officer says there won't be a trade deal between China and the US unless Trump backs away or at least includes the company in a deal. I believe he's right, which is why it will never happen.
Finally, British Prime Minister Boris Johnson is reportedly considering building an actual bridge between Scotland and Northern Ireland to make a Brexit more palatable.
Boris Johnson has told government officials to explore the possibility of building an actual bridge between Scotland and Northern Ireland.
Documents seen by Channel 4 News reveal that both the Treasury and Department for Transport have been asked for advice on the costs and risks of such a project.
The prime minister wants to know “where this money could come from” and “the risks around the project” – which appear to include “WW2 munitions in the Irish Sea”. [...]
The DUP, the party supporting the Conservatives in Parliament, believes a bridge could break the Brexit impasse by removing the need for a border in the Irish Sea.
A bridge of this length would cost billions and take many years to build.
Alternatively, they could just cancel the fucking Brexit.