In other news, an Oxford study found that a third of all pro-Trump tweets are generated by accounts automated by scripts and bots. Spoiler: a lot of them originate in Russia.
Meanwhile, sometimes-senator Marco Rubio says he will not run for president in 2020 if reelected. You probably recall that Rubio also said he wouldn't run for reelection as a senator.
Finally, fossilized Klansman Pat Buchanan agrees with Donald Trump that the election has been rigged. Against white men. There's a shocker.
Surprised Ivanka would be shocked by lewd language. I met her once & she casually said: "I've never seen a mulatto cock, but I'd like to!" https://t.co/WrgCoM0MGK
— Jonah Peretti (@peretti) October 19, 2016
That would be the founder and CEO of Buzzfeed.
There's another presidential debate tonight if anyone still cares. I haven't decided yet if I'm going to watch but I'm leaning toward No. My liver can only handle so much.