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JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

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In other news, an Oxford study found that a third of all pro-Trump tweets are generated by accounts automated by scripts and bots. Spoiler: a lot of them originate in Russia.

Meanwhile, sometimes-senator Marco Rubio says he will not run for president in 2020 if reelected. You probably recall that Rubio also said he wouldn't run for reelection as a senator.

Finally, fossilized Klansman Pat Buchanan agrees with Donald Trump that the election has been rigged. Against white men. There's a shocker.

That would be the founder and CEO of Buzzfeed.

There's another presidential debate tonight if anyone still cares. I haven't decided yet if I'm going to watch but I'm leaning toward No. My liver can only handle so much.

  • BTW, I need something to cleanse my pallet after last night’s debate. Can’t wait for the next Bob and Chez show.

  • gescove

    It was a LOT more fun watching the Cubs even the NLCS with a 10-2 win. A lot of history will be made when Hillary is elected and becomes our first female president and the Cubs win the Series (oh please oh please oh please)! But switched back and forth enough to see Trump continue his insane spittle-flecked jibber-jabber and make an even more complete orange ass of himself. Praise Jeebus the “debates” are over.

  • JMAshby

    I ended up watching part of the debate. Trump shit himself multiple times.

    He referred to immigrants as “bad hombres.”
    He called Clinton a “nasty woman.”
    He refused to accept the results of the election
    He said he didn’t apologize to his wife re: sexual assault

    • Badgerite

      So Melania was lying? Or did he forget that she said he apple-ogized? Either way. What a surprise.

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  • Victor the Crab

    With Fox News’ Chris Wallace moderating the debate, expect it to be more in Drumph’s favor with Hillary getting the shit end of the stick.

  • Aynwrong

    Yeah, I’m thinking of skipping it as well. What’s the point? Either Trump will completely implode and spend the debate spouting conspiratorial nonsense or he’ll focus on the least relevant of so called “issues,” friggen Wikileaks. In which case Trump will get endless amounts of unearned credit for failing to choke on his own tongue.