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Damage Control

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

(Cartoonist - Rob Rogers)

In other news, Jared Kushner's lawyer Abbe Lowell was tricked by the infamous email prankster for the second time in a single week, revealing that Kushner did not disclose his private email account to congressional investigators.

Meanwhile, a federal judge has ruled that a police officer cannot sue Black Lives Matter because it's a social movement and not a single entity. Obviously. Aren't police officers suppose to know the law?

Finally, former Equifax CEO Richard Smith will collect $90 million on his way out the door following the breach of over 140 million records. I guess he'll need a tax cut for that.

  • The Trump clan does not have very good lawyers. That’s hardly a surprise of course.

  • Off topic, but I’m starting to wonder if this Cuban embassy attack ridiculousness is Trump’s Reichstag fire. If our people are being “sonically” attacked, surely we could set up equipment to detect it. And it seems incredibly unlikely that the Cubans would be doing this. More likely Russia or even our own anti-Cuban administration which wants to take us back out of Cuba.

    • I’ve been thinking the same thing. It’s not in Cuba’s interest to push us away at all.

    • JMAshby

      The mysterious sonic attacks, or whatever they are, began last year while Obama was still in office so I doubt the Trump regime has anything to do with it.

      My assumption is that the Russians are involved and I’ll keep thinking that until information that says otherwise is made public. They’re the only country I can think of that has a reason to disrupt our diplomatic mission, the technology, and the spycraft to do so.

      • ninjaf

        Plus, they don’t want us getting any friendlier with Cuba. They prefer us to be hostile to them.

  • Aynwrong

    Where’s the outrage from the “angry at the system” voters that installed the Orange Moron into the White House? One would think that this is perfectly tailored for their alleged political sensibilities if one was completely unaware of the fact that these are the same people who constantly claim that they not pro Wall Street and then turn around and relentlessly vote for the GOP. I am aware of this so…

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  • fry1laurie

    I wish Smith’s “Golden Parachute” was made of real gold. And they pushed him out a plane to test it.