White House

Dana Perino Is A Dumb Stupid

Who doesn't know what the Cuban Missile Crisis was? Dana, that's who.

Appearing on National Public Radio's light-hearted quiz show "Wait, Wait . . . Don't Tell Me," which aired over the weekend, Perino got into the spirit of things and told a story about herself that she had previously shared only in private: During a White House briefing, a reporter referred to the Cuban Missile Crisis -- and she didn't know what it was.

"I was panicked a bit because I really don't know about . . . the Cuban Missile Crisis," said Perino, who at 35 was born about a decade after the 1962 U.S.-Soviet nuclear showdown. "It had to do with Cuba and missiles, I'm pretty sure."

My head is going to FUCKING EXPLODE. Seriously. I have no patience for FUCKING MORONS who fail upwards. The Cuban Missile Crisis? And this blow-up doll works in the White House? Jesus fuck. It's only the most dramatic 13 days in the history of the White House -- and one of the most frightening sequences of events in American history.

Aw. That's a good little Bush Stupid. Now run along, Dana, you fuckwit.