Super Stupid

Donald Trump Is Being Advised By a Noted Foreign Policy Expert: Himself

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

Likely GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump appeared on MSNBC this morning where he was asked who is advising him on foreign policy.

Trump's answer somehow managed to be worse than if he had rattled off a list of Bush-era cronies.

"I'm speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain, and I've said a lot of things," Trump said during a telephone interview on MSNBC's "Morning Joe."

"I know what I'm doing, and I listen to a lot of people, I talk to a lot of people, and at the appropriate time I'll tell you who the people are," Trump said.

"But I speak to a lot of people, but my primary consultant is myself, and I have a good instinct for this stuff,” he added.

We have to consider the amazing possibility that Donald Trump could be a greater embarrassment to America than George W. Bush was; a man who spoke to other world leaders while chewing food and cursing.

Whether or not Trump has a "very good brain" remains up for debate but he has certainly said a lot of things.

  • Victor the Crab

    Can you imagine this annoying orange addressing the United Nations assembly? The majority of the translators there would be telling the dignitaries they’re talking into their earpieces “Sorry, it’s not worth it. This guy is so full of shit he makes Gaddafi come across as a dignified statesman”.

  • Badgerite

    Couldn’t he find someone more interesting to talk to? Like a pet rock or something.

  • muselet

    I don’t mind someone talking to himself. We all do it.

    What troubles me is that not only is he talking to himself, he’s taking advice from himself. That’s one short step from arguing with yourself … and losing.

    On the bright side, at least he didn’t say he was listening to the voices in his head.


  • Nefercat

    “I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain, and I’ve said a lot of things,”
    Delusional cow pie.
    ♪♫ If he only had a brain… ♫♪