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Don’t Do That

Written by SK Ashby

(Cartoonist - Steve Greenberg)

In other news, GOP nominee Donald Trump's closing argument in the 2016 election appears to be attacking Beyonce and Jay Z. Good luck with that.

Meanwhile, Cliven Bundy is suing a Democratic congressional candidate for linking two cop killers to him. Those would be the couple who ambushed two cops while they were eating pizza in 2014. They participated in Bundy's standoff.

Finally, is this a casting call for Trump TV?

An unnamed “up-and-coming conservative news network” has put up casting notices for “butler types” and “soap opera actress types."

The network is in search of “dramatic actors for improvised recreations of political events.” It was not immediately clear which recent political events would require a butler or a soap opera actress. [...]

In the casting notice, the butler character is described as “experienced” and “sophisticated,” wearing some kind of suit. The notice calls for “African American,
Caucasian, Hispanic, ethnically ambiguous” actors to audition. The actress character is described as “buxom and attractive.” Additionally, the actress “must be able to convey a range of emotions from excited, to upset, to sexual.” Women auditioning for the role must dress “upscale” in a “form-fitting dress” and heels. “All ethnicities” are invited to audition.

Programming note... I'm not sure what the plan for tomorrow is. I will be voting tomorrow morning but I don't know what if anything I will post during the day. When it's clear who the winner is, I will obviously post that.