Doof Quote of the Day

"When you look exactly for the reason for the, uh, the oil spill and the slick, there was so much oil that it burst through!" Maria Bartiromo on Morning Joe

No, Maria. No.

So you're not blaming the fact that the Deepwater Horizon exploded then collapsed into the sea. You're blaming the oil?

Yes, Maria Bartiromo is gainfully employed by CNBC where she advises viewers on financial and stock news. Scary.

Adding... Here's a graphical explanation of what really happened.