Cartoon

Door Control

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

(Cartoonist - Nick Anderson)

In other news, a federal district court judge in Manhattan has ruled that Trump cannot block public Twitter users from following the official presidential Twitter account because it violates the First Amendment. He can still mute users.

Meanwhile, the Tenth Circuit Court of Appeals has dismissed Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach's challenge of the contempt sanctions against him because the presiding judge hasn't actually sanctioned him yet. I mean, duh?

Finally, the Washington Post ran the numbers and figured that any meager benefits average Americans received from the GOP's tax cuts have probably already been eliminated by the rising cost of gas or will be eliminated very soon.

Nothing makes me appreciate my Hobbit lifestyle quite like high gas prices.

  • swift_4

    Schools used to be designed with two doors in every class. The idea being that if there were a fire, you would need a second exit. But no one has died in a school fire, pretty much ever.

    Now they are designing them with only one. The idea being to make it easier to block mass murders.

    Boy, how far we’ve come.

  • Aynwrong

    “I’ve long believed America has suffered from an over abundance of doors.” said no intelligent human being ever.

  • Username1016

    Too many doors is a problem. Yeah, I bet the Triangle Shirtwaist casualties would totally agree.

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