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Duck Dynasty Clearance Sale At The Cracker Barrel

The Cracker Barrel Country Store wants to remind American consumers that they still exist and will evidently no longer be selling pejorative forms of storage and transportation for white people.

Cracker Barrel Old Country Store has removed select products from its stores tied to the stars of the cable hit “Duck Dynasty.”

While the Lebanon, Tenn.-based restaurant company will continue to offer some products from Duck Commander, the business run by the Robertson family of the A&E show, they decided to remove certain products “which we were concerned might offend some of our guests.”

As a show of national unity, at least 100,000 racists and bigots will now be making their own white hoods for their midnight raids on, uh, “policy.”