In other news, Secretary of Defense Ash Carter has lifted the ban on transgender military service. These service members may now serve openly.
Meanwhile, smirking schmuck Ken Paxton says schools should be required to out transgender students to their parents. Because what really matters here is the privacy of our children, or something.
Finally, Public Policy Polling found that while both presidential nominees are fairly unpopular, a Giant Meteor is still more popular than the Libertarian party. A Giant Meteor would win 13 percent of the vote while Gary Johnson would win only 5 percent.
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