In other news, the NBA has officially chosen New Orleans to replace Charlotte as the host of the 2017 All-Star Game. The NBA dumped Charlotte over the anti-gay, anti-transgender "bathroom bill" HB2, which Governor McCrory apparently thinks is very funny.
Meanwhile, infamous Clinton witch hunter Ken Starr has finally resigned from Baylor University after stepping down as chancellor. Starr was disgraced by the school's refusal to investigate sexual assaults committed by football players. Maybe if the players were Clintons, he would have cared.
Finally, the Florida teenager who murdered a couple and ate a man's face was apparently wearing one of Donald Trump's red Make America Great Again hats, because of course. Where was this white kid radicalized?