Benghazi Super Stupid

Failed Voter Eric Trump Says Voters Should Have to Watch Michael Bay’s Benghazi

Eric son of Donald is very upset with Hillary Clinton for criticizing his father's batshit foreign policy positions because he watched Michael Bay's Benghazi and that taught him everything he knows about Hillary Clinton.

Voters, he says, should be required to watch Michael Bay's fictional tale before they're allowed to vote.

Eric Trump and his wife, Lara, apparently spent part of the Memorial Day weekend watching the Benghazi flick, which Trump's youngest son said made him "literally livid."

"I think in order to vote in this next election, you should have to watch that movie. I was livid," Trump said. "She left these guys on a rooftop in the middle of Benghazi getting shot at, having mortars drop on their head because she wouldn't pick up a phone call in the middle of the night."

"I don't know shit about shit, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night."

If you're reading this I probably don't need to tell you, but Michael Bay's Benghazi is not a documentary film. It's an exploitative pile of fictional crap rebutted by the official record as stated by several Republican-controlled congressional committees and the Pentagon.

No one was left on a rooftop to die because Clinton wouldn't pick up the phone. Clinton isn't even named in the film. The film portrays the issuing of a "stand-down" order, but no such order was ever given. Even the Select Benghazi Committee has dropped the claim that an order was given to stand down. Benghazi Committee Chairman Trey Gowdy (R-SC) himself recently conceded that the military did everything it could have done.

As you may recall, Eric Trump was unable to vote for his father in the New York Republican primary because he failed to register to vote.

Maybe Eric Trump is the one who needs a poll test.

  • Aynwrong

    Eric Trump Drumpf was “literally livid.”

    Literally.
    Literally?
    Literally.

  • mnpollio

    Forced to watch Michael Bay’s Benghazi!? What did the voting public ever do to him to incur such a hateful punishment? Truly, Michael Bay’s idiotic fictional film has about as much to do with what happened in Benghazi as Pulp Fiction has to do with being an overview of World War 1.

  • katanahamon

    I think voters should have to watch Stephen King’s Dead Zone.

    • Christopher Foxx

      Yeah, they’d have to watch it. Lord knows they probably can’t read it.

  • Georgie
    • Victor the Crab

      An upvote for putting in a reference from The Young Ones.

      • Georgie

        I almost felt guilty using it with the trump name.

  • I think in order to vote in this next election, you should have to watch Back to the Future 2, in order to see the hellscape that will result from electing as President, a super-rich, arrogant, casino-owning bully with bad hair.

    • Toolymegapoopoo

      That is awesome! Another similarity is that Trump didn’t earn his wealth. It was given to him by an older him. Trump had his dad. Biff had his future self.

  • Victor the Crab

    Eric Drumph needs to see a proctologist about getting a complete lobotomy before giving his opinion about ANYTHING!

  • muselet

    Eric Trump is 32 years old. He graduated from Georgetown with a degree in finance and management, with honors. He is “the executive vice president, development and acquisitions, of The Trump Organization.” He is also the owner of Trump Winery.

    He’s also too lazy to figure out how to register to vote and can’t tell a (disingenuous) fictional movie from a documentary.

    Yeah, we should all take advice from Eric Trump on what we should and shouldn’t do before voting. *eyeroll*

    –alopecia

    • The rich fail upward and he is a Prime Grade-A (Trump steak) example of that.

    • katanahamon

      Man..the Whinery must be a full time job all by itself…

  • Draxiar

    I bet he was also “literally livid” that Harry Stamper was left on the asteroid to set off the bomb back in 1998.

    • Nefercat

      Bwahaha. Snort. And in the documentary about the other, similar, tragedy of ’98, I’ll bet the Trumplet was livid (literally!) to discover that we had a blah president even before Obama.

      • Badgerite

        That’s probably his middle name Eric Livid Trump. I think that is a new character on Game of Thrones.