Benghazi Super Stupid

Failed Voter Eric Trump Says Voters Should Have to Watch Michael Bay’s Benghazi

Eric son of Donald is very upset with Hillary Clinton for criticizing his father's batshit foreign policy positions because he watched Michael Bay's Benghazi and that taught him everything he knows about Hillary Clinton.

Voters, he says, should be required to watch Michael Bay's fictional tale before they're allowed to vote.

Eric Trump and his wife, Lara, apparently spent part of the Memorial Day weekend watching the Benghazi flick, which Trump's youngest son said made him "literally livid."

"I think in order to vote in this next election, you should have to watch that movie. I was livid," Trump said. "She left these guys on a rooftop in the middle of Benghazi getting shot at, having mortars drop on their head because she wouldn't pick up a phone call in the middle of the night."

"I don't know shit about shit, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night."

If you're reading this I probably don't need to tell you, but Michael Bay's Benghazi is not a documentary film. It's an exploitative pile of fictional crap rebutted by the official record as stated by several Republican-controlled congressional committees and the Pentagon.

No one was left on a rooftop to die because Clinton wouldn't pick up the phone. Clinton isn't even named in the film. The film portrays the issuing of a "stand-down" order, but no such order was ever given. Even the Select Benghazi Committee has dropped the claim that an order was given to stand down. Benghazi Committee Chairman Trey Gowdy (R-SC) himself recently conceded that the military did everything it could have done.

As you may recall, Eric Trump was unable to vote for his father in the New York Republican primary because he failed to register to vote.

Maybe Eric Trump is the one who needs a poll test.