In other news, the FBI has arrested a man who planned to carry out an attack “in the spirit of Dylann Roof." The white supremacist was arrested after buying a gun from an undercover FBI agent with the intent of attacking Temple Emanu-El Conservative Synagogue in Myrtle Beach.
Meanwhile, fake libertarian Rand Paul says Republicans shouldn't investigate Trump because it might interfere with their plans to cut taxes and kick millions of people off their healthcare.
"I just don't think it's useful to be doing investigation after investigation, particularly of your own party. We'll never even get started with doing the things we need to do, like repealing Obamacare, if we're spending our whole time having Republicans investigate Republicans. I think it makes no sense."
Finally, Trump did everything but foam at the mouth during an unhinged press conference this afternoon, a conference that includes phrases such as "Russia is fake news" and "the leaks are absolutely real; the news is fake."
This was the only thing that came to mind tonight.