Lizard People

For Some Reason, I Think Mike Pence Might Be a Lizard

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

Mike Pence appeared on Fox & Friends this morning where he expressed bewilderment at the idea that some human beings care about other human beings and the planet we live on.

For some reason, Mike Pence, a supposedly Christian man, doesn't care that climate change could displace and/or kill millions of people right here inside the United States and kill many millions more worldwide.

For some reason, Mike Pence, who is ostensibly human, doesn't care what kind of world his own grandchildren will inherit.

I understand you can't expect everyone to care what happens to the rest of the world in an era when conservative Christians worship Free Market Jesus more than they do Actual Jesus, but Pence and his ilk don't seem to even care what happens to their own friends and families.

Being rich will certainly afford them the privilege of escaping the rising tides, but that won't save them in every case.

  • muselet

    Mike Pence simply can’t fathom why “the liberal left” (?) is so damn’ concerned about climate change. It is a puzzlement, indeed.

    Meanwhile, none of Donald Trump’s spokescritters, lackeys or lickspittles will say whether he (still) thinks global climate change is a hoax.

    It’s at times like these that I sincerely wish I believed in Hell.


  • Ellen Kuhlmann

    I read this morning that the conservative Christian view is if the climate is warming, then God will take care of it. How they square this with other stances, like supporting the military and police I don’t know. If God will really handle everything he/she feels needs to happen, then why lock your doors, employ a police force, fund a military?

  • Fuck this smug, disingenuous asshole.

  • Aynwrong

    I’m just gonna park this right here.

  • He’s a dominionist. That means any sign that the world might actually end is good news to him. I would refer you all to Fred Clark of Slacktivist for the details. He just knows more than me. As for Pence, hat does mean he is as sociopathic as he appears.

  • Aynwrong

    “…for the left.”

    And that’s all he has to say. This is the alternative universe that nearly 22 years of Fox News has created. Climate change isn’t a real issue that needs genuine concern and action. It’s merely this silly thing that for some reason “the left” cares about.

    Anything and everything that a conservative doesn’t care about or doesn’t want to care about immediately gets assigned to “the left” and it instantly becomes not worth talking about. It’s just an issue for “the left.”

    There is no communicating with these people.

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  • Heh, I just comment to my husband last night that Kushner is the first evidence I’ve seen that Leeds some credence to the lizard people conspiracy. Empty eyes. Vacant expression. Literally looks like he’s pretending a human, wearing one like a suit. 😒

  • Badgerite

    Again. Pittsburgh hates that POS. They went for Hilary -80/20. The City of Pittsburgh has announced they will stick with this agreement because it is in their financial interest and human interest to do so.
    Nothing mysterious about support for the Paris Climate Agreement. Those who support it trust and believe in our scientific community. And can also see the increasing effects of climate change due to global warming. To pretend that human use of fossil fuels and what the does to the atmosphere is not the problem is utterly against science and common sense. Which basically is a description of the GOP these days. Magical thinking in all things.