Lizard People

For Some Reason, I Think Mike Pence Might Be a Lizard

Written by SK Ashby

Mike Pence appeared on Fox & Friends this morning where he expressed bewilderment at the idea that some human beings care about other human beings and the planet we live on.

For some reason, Mike Pence, a supposedly Christian man, doesn't care that climate change could displace and/or kill millions of people right here inside the United States and kill many millions more worldwide.

For some reason, Mike Pence, who is ostensibly human, doesn't care what kind of world his own grandchildren will inherit.

I understand you can't expect everyone to care what happens to the rest of the world in an era when conservative Christians worship Free Market Jesus more than they do Actual Jesus, but Pence and his ilk don't seem to even care what happens to their own friends and families.

Being rich will certainly afford them the privilege of escaping the rising tides, but that won't save them in every case.