Fruit Loops Aren't Smart

When the free market is allowed to carry on without government regulation, the market lies its ass off in order to turn a higher profit. Of course the people who should be most concerned about this are the red states where obesity rates are higher. But they'll clearly accept shitty deregulated food in their cakeholes as long as it means keeping the commienazis from taking their money if they happen to become the Beverly Hillbillies one of these days (go scratch offs!).

Anyway, somehow various junk foods, like Fruit Loops and Fudge Bars, are now labeling themselves as "Smart Choices."

Ironic that the people most likely to eat more Fruit Loops because it's "smart," are actually quite stupid.