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JM Ashby
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In other news, Pope Francis has shot down a meeting with Secretary of State Mike Pompeo and accused the White House of orchestrating and anti-China election stunt.

Meanwhile, yet another study found that Trump's miracle coronavirus cure, hydroxychloroquine, has no benefit when used to treat the virus.

Finally, the Commission on Presidential Debates says they're making changes after last night's shitshow.

“Last night’s debate made clear that additional structure should be added to the format of the remaining debates to ensure a more orderly discussion of the issues,” said the Commission on Presidential Debates in a statement.

The commmision added that it “will be carefully considering the changes that it will adopt and will announce those measures shortly.”

What they're really saying is they need to control Trump or at least give him fewer opportunities to interrupt and ramble.

I didn't watch last night's debate live, but I am at least a little bit sorry I missed Biden telling Trump to "shut up."

  • Aynwrong

    Good for the Pope.

    The only thing that could moderate Trump’s mouth is a ball gag.

    Oh, and as far as hydroxychloroquine proving to be snake oil yet again… https://media1.giphy.com/media/I2GbfS4S53Fss/giphy.gif

  • muselet

    • Good.

    • Unsurprising.

    • I’d recommend muting the microphone of the candidate who doesn’t have the floor and, if things get too out of hand, tranquilizer darts.

    –alopecia