Comedy Election 2014 Voter Suppression

Go Vote

I doubt I need to remind any of our readers, but if you’re reading this and you haven’t voted yet, you should do so at your first opportunity.

If you have already voted, you can watch Jon Stewart clown the Republican party’s closing arguments.

The party that never met a gun purchase restriction they thought was not onerous wants to make sure no one ever walks into a school and unleashes a wanton spray of ballots. [...]

Bear in mind we’re talking about Texas, the deregulation capital of the solar system. The state whose official symbol is the uninspected, exploding chemical plant.

Vote for Us or Get Beheaded While Pooping Blood!

  • muselet

    Vote Republican because BOO!

    That’s never seemed particularly convincing, but then I’m a California Lefty. It must focus-group really well, though, because Rs have been making that argument every election for as long as I can remember.

    –alopecia

    • trgahan

      What else can a Republican say when their party is only interested in controlling the levers of power and not in governing a democratic nation?

      • muselet

        True enough, but the Rs were stoking fear to win elections back when Rs actually cared about, debated, and implemented policy. (Yes, I’m old enough to remember that far back.)

        –alopecia

  • trgahan

    Even in my glowing red state that in 2012 nearly ejected every Democrat from office….I voted. However, it is frustrating to live about five blocks from the one district with the one race that is actually close enough to mean something.

    At least like a good Democrat I voted to retain a specific tax that funds our parks and recreation endeavors.