Election 2016 Stupid Party

GOP 2016: Graham Jokes About Killing Cruz, Cruz Jokes About Killing Trump

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

While his colleagues have openly fantasized about killing Ted Cruz, Cruz turned the tables last night and joked about killing Donald Trump.

The GOP presidential candidate told late night host Jimmy Kimmel that he's not sure whether or not he would run over frontrunner Trump with his car.

"I dislike Obama's policies more. Donald is a unique individual," he said, trailing off to laughter.

"If I were in my car and getting ready to reverse and saw Donald in the backup camera, I'm not confident which pedal I'd push."

I have to say I didn't see this coming. I had no idea this would be the year Republicans start openly joking about killing each other on a semi-regular basis.

  • Hahahahahahahahaha!!

    See, it’s funny, because it’s murder. Ah, those Republicans and their keen sense of humor.

  • Victor the Crab

    At this point, they should all just kill themselves. Society is better off without them.

  • Badgerite
  • Badgerite

    Scott Walker when he endorsed Cruz looked about as happy as Christie did when he endorsed Trump.
    Stunned would be the word for it. Like a deer caught in the headlights. Or like someone whose family has been taken hostage.

  • muselet

    I didn’t predict the Rs would threaten one another, either. However, given the basic personality traits of R politicians, I feel I should have.


    • Georgie

      Sounds about right!