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In other news, Donald Trump says the Republican party will become the "worker's party" under his rule.

That sounds familiar, doesn't it? Haven't we seen that name before? Oh, that's right, that was the name of the National Socialist German Worker's Party, otherwise known as the Nazis. And to think Republicans have spent all these years talking about "socialist" Obama who obviously derived his philosophy from the Nazis, right?

Meanwhile, Ammon Bundy apparently feels that his constitutional rights have been violated because he can't have a gun in prison.

“My rights are being violated. My right to life is being violated. All of my First Amendment rights are being violated. My right to freedom of religion is being violated,” Ryan Bundy wrote in a supporting statement. “My Second Amendment rights are being violated. I never waived that right. My Fourth Amendment rights are being violated.

That is not how any of this works.

And finally, transphobic panic has apparently now hit parents with small children accompanying them in restrooms. A man was attacked in a Wal-Mart bathroom in Utah because his tiny 5-year-old daughter entered the men's bathroom with him.

  • I wonder how Bundy would feel if everyone else in prisons in the United States had a gun. God, the stupid runs deep.

  • Aynwrong

    What kind of a man became violent because they saw a five year old with her father in a friggen bathroom?!? Did these people think the kid would have been safer just standing outside the bathroom? Alone?!?


    • This is ALL on conservatives (and the moron who freaked out),

  • Draxiar

    I hope Ammon decides to tell prisoners what his dad “knows about the nigra”.

  • Badgerite

    You can lead a horse to water but you cannot make it drink. Just because they carry a copy of the US Constitution in their pocket doesn’t mean they have actually read it or that they have a clue. Clearly.
    No. Prisoners do not get to have guns. Have they only just realized this characteristic of our penal system?
    When you take over public lands by force of guns and terrorize an entire town, that means you lose the trust of the We the People part as to whether you can be trusted with deadly weapons.