Haley Barbour is a Big, Sweaty Dumb Stupid

Boss Hogg opens his mouth for something other than pie. Stupid remarks pour out.

Barbour described the oil as “weathered, emulsified, caramel-colored mousse, like the food mousse.” “Once it gets to this stage, it’s not poisonous,” Barbour said. “But if a small animal got coated enough with it, it could smother it. But if you got enough toothpaste on you, you couldn’t breathe.”

Ah yes. So it's chocolatey mousse-flavored toothpaste now.

Here's a reality check. Barbour is a potential Republican nominee for president.