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High Standards

Written by SK Ashby

(Cartoonist - Nick Anderson)

In other news, ICE has rolled back a longtime policy of releasing pregnant women from custody under orders from Trump. Get your family values right here.

Meanwhile, Planned Parenthood is opening two new clinics in Texas after receiving a donation of $9 million from an anonymous donor. Thank you, whoever you are.

Finally, Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker has backed down after a third court ruling against him. Special elections will be held in June.

Walker spent most of this morning crying like a baby on Twitter.


Signing off early again today, because this about how long it took for me to start feeling nauseous and fall asleep at my desk.