High Standards

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

(Cartoonist - Nick Anderson)

In other news, ICE has rolled back a longtime policy of releasing pregnant women from custody under orders from Trump. Get your family values right here.

Meanwhile, Planned Parenthood is opening two new clinics in Texas after receiving a donation of $9 million from an anonymous donor. Thank you, whoever you are.

Finally, Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker has backed down after a third court ruling against him. Special elections will be held in June.

Walker spent most of this morning crying like a baby on Twitter.

Signing off early again today, because this about how long it took for me to start feeling nauseous and fall asleep at my desk.

  • Christopher Foxx

    … to force Wisconsin taxpayers to pay for special elections for seats that will be filled in a few months in the normal elections

    Of course what he leaves out is that the seats have been open for around a year and the next election drawing near is only because he’s been doing everything he can to keep Democratic voters from getting representation.

  • Aynwrong

    The Party of Family Values™ will have none for themselves thank you.

    Planned Parenthood in Texas should call themselves Baby Body Parts R Us. I don’t think it would make them any more “controversial” at this point.

    Dan Ackroyd’s evil twin has been treated quite appropriately by the courts.

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