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Honk for Repeal

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

(Cartoonist - David Cohen)

In other news, Republicans are reportedly considering dropping their half-assed replacement for the individual mandate from Trumpcare. CBO numbers will have to be revised upward again.

Meanwhile, the Senate Intelligence Committee says there's no evidence Trump was wiretapped by President Obama. Obviously.

Finally, the girl scouts of Canada, otherwise known as Girl Guides, have canceled all future trips to America because of Trump's jackboots at the border. Another dangerous threat averted!

Programming note... I'm signing off early today because an annual NCAA tournament drinking session I was going to attend tomorrow has been moved up to today. I'm going to go, you know, pretend to be a normal person for a few hours.

In related news, here's an update on Chris Christie:

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie was spotted sitting behind Notre Dame's bench during its NCAA Tournament game against Princeton Thursday at KeyBank Center, rooting against the Ivy League team from his home state.

  • Aynwrong

    Of course there’s no evidence of “wiretapping.” With or without the scare quotes. Congress would have better luck disproving the moon landing.

    I can’t blame the Girl Guides for not coming here. If any of the girls or the chaperones happen to be any color other than White there’s a chance they could be detained for any number of bullshit reasons. Why risk it? Given this administration’s staggering incompetence, there’s a good chance that a Canadian might get deported to Mexico.

    Chris Christie rooting against his own state actually seems quite apt.

    Enjoy the game JM.

    • fry1laurie

      Princeton’s just a bunch of elitist know-it-alls who don’t care about REAL America, besides, they rejected his application for admission, the bastards.

  • gescove

    What’s your bracket look like? Hailing from the Pacific NW, I have Oregon and Gonzaga going to the final with the Bulldogs taking it — a bracket more from heart than statistics. No one in our pool last year correctly picked any team in the final, so obviously I run with folks with mad bracket skills. I nearly matched Obama’s bracket through the Sweet 16 which I was pleased to see. Of course Trump, a**hole that he is, couldn’t be bothered.

    • JMAshby

      I didn’t fill out a bracket, but I believe whoever emerges from the South will win.