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Honk for Repeal

Written by SK Ashby

(Cartoonist - David Cohen)

In other news, Republicans are reportedly considering dropping their half-assed replacement for the individual mandate from Trumpcare. CBO numbers will have to be revised upward again.

Meanwhile, the Senate Intelligence Committee says there's no evidence Trump was wiretapped by President Obama. Obviously.

Finally, the girl scouts of Canada, otherwise known as Girl Guides, have canceled all future trips to America because of Trump's jackboots at the border. Another dangerous threat averted!

Programming note... I'm signing off early today because an annual NCAA tournament drinking session I was going to attend tomorrow has been moved up to today. I'm going to go, you know, pretend to be a normal person for a few hours.

In related news, here's an update on Chris Christie:

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie was spotted sitting behind Notre Dame's bench during its NCAA Tournament game against Princeton Thursday at KeyBank Center, rooting against the Ivy League team from his home state.