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JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

(Cartoonist - Rob Rogers)

In other news, Trump is going to make an "announcement" about the Iran nuclear deal at 2:00 pm eastern time tomorrow. Is he going to withdraw from it?

Meanwhile, the NRA has chosen convicted arms dealers Oliver North as their next president.

The NRA has long sold the fantasy of using guns to defend yourself against terrorists but Oliver North literally sold weapons to terrorists. So that's awkward.

Finally, sources who spoke to the Washington Post say Melania and Donald Trump rarely see each other and they sleep in entirely different rooms. They don't even eat dinner together.

Now, here's John Oliver on Rudy.

  • Oliver is right, Rudy was always a douche Now he’s just senile douche, like Trump.

    In regards, as Nefercat says below, he’s a monstrous person for a monstrous organization.

  • Aynwrong

    This works. Conservatives have long turned GOP criminals into folk heroes. Oliver North. G Gordon Liddy. Michael Flynn and Arpario are already there. Had conservative media been in the 50s what it is today I’m certain Bull Connor would have been the Rush Limbaugh of his day.

  • Nefercat

    I think North is the perfect image of the NRA. Selling guns is all that matters. Sell them to whomever you want to, and regardless of consequences. Nothing else matters, not the law, country, humanity, morals, or ethics. He is perfect for the job. A monstrous creature devoid of humanity.

  • Because nothing says responsible legal gun ownership like Ollie North. 🙄

  • simpfan

    Ollie North shows up again and again and again. But please, media, tell me again that Hillary just needs to go away.

    • Aynwrong

      Or that her e-mails are the real threat.