Hush Money

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

(Cartoonist - Jimmy Margulies)

In other news, Eric Trump tells us his father can't be racist because the only thing he really cares about is money.

“My father sees one color: green,” Eric Trump told the morning show hosts. “That’s all he cares about.”

Only the best genes.

Meanwhile, Trump has set a new record for staff departures (dating back to 1981) in the first year of an administration with 36 percent of his key staffers leaving.

Finally, nine members of the National Park System Advisory Board have resigned because Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke won't even talk to them. Zinke only cares about one thing: drilling in national parks.

  • Draxiar

    Only cares about money, eh? That’s a comfort knowing that as president he’s supposed to care about the people in and the prosperity of the country.

  • Badgerite

    Yes I would agree that trump only cares about money and his own ego. But that doesn’t mean that he isn’t racist.
    It means he is a morally bankrupt person who is also racist. Imagine that. Eric trump actually inadvertently told the truth about something. Will wonders never cease.

  • Aynwrong

    Make Gene Pools Great Again.