Election 2016 Lizard People

I Knew It!

Someone apparently altered traffic signs in Texas last night to warn morning drivers that there's more to Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump than meets the eye.

We all had our suspicions.

This must be mind-blowing news to Trump aficionado Alex Jones, a man who's repeatedly warned us about the threat of shape-shifting lizards from outer space. We've callously dismissed his ominous message as a conspiracy theory, but that doesn't mean it's not true.