JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

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In other news, GOP nominee Donald Trump dismissed Jessica Drake's claim that he groped her in his usual heinous manner.

"One said, 'he grabbed me on the arm.' And she's a porn star. You know, this one that came out recently, 'he grabbed me and he grabbed me on the arm.' Oh, I'm sure she's never been grabbed before," Trump said.

Being a sex worker does not mean you have permission to grope and kiss someone.

Meanwhile, a former employee of Trump's National Golf Club in New Jersey is suing the company claiming he was fired for complaining about anti-gay harassment.

Finally, Trump's people have evidently been lying about him once receiving an award from the NAACP. The award he received was actually distributed by a rich racist who gave the award to Trump because he's white.

William Fugazy, a politically well-connected businessman who later pleaded guilty to perjury, gave the awards to Trump and 79 other people, most of them white, to protest the awarding of “medals of liberty” to a group of 12 recent immigrants that included a Chinese-born architect, a Costa Rica-born astronaut, a leading expert on the psychology of race, and former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger, but no “Irish, Italian, or Polish” people. [...]

Here’s the real story. In 1986, as preparations began for the centennial of the Statue of Liberty, a civic committee selected a group of 12 naturalized citizens to receive “medals of liberty” from President Ronald Reagan. The final list, announced that March, included composer Irving Berlin, who emigrated from Russia; Franklin Chang Diaz, an astronaut from Costa Rica; I.M. Pei, an architect born in China; and entertainment legend Bob Hope, who was born in England.

There was an immediate outcry. Fugazy, then Trump’s real estate broker and head of the Coalition of Italo-American Associations, was angry that there were no native-born citizens among the 12 liberty medal winners (which was inevitable, since the award was for naturalized citizens) and that the list excluded certain ethnicities, “like the Irish, Italians and Poles.”

You can't make this shit up.

  • GrafZeppelin127

    If this isn’t a prime example of the Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!! mentality that has taken over the Right and the GOP, I don’t know what is.

  • Shorter Trump….sluts deserve whatever they get.

    This was his point about the non-existent Machado sex tape as well. Thanks Herr Trumpenfuhrer for confirming that you are just another bastion upholding and spreading rape culture.

    Racist pig received award from another racist pig fore being racist. Well, color me surprised. Actually, I’m almost numb at this point.

  • Aynwrong

    He was infuriated that no native born Americans were being honored with an award specifically created for first generation immigrants. Yep, he’s a Republican.