Donald Trump Lizard People

Is Donald Trump a Lizard?

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

It's been a while since I asked this question of anyone, but look -- what the hell is wrong with him?


Who talks about a dog -- or any animal for that matter -- like this? This is a highly trained and disciplined dog that's relied upon in actual combat operations. It doesn't need a muzzle!

This dog has better manners than Trump. He's the one who needs a muzzle.

  • waspuppet

    Remember when we were supposed to think Obama was some weirdo elitist who couldn’t relate to regular people?

  • Gord what I wouldn’t give to see that dog rip his throat out. (Sorry for the violent imagery, but damn.)

  • muselet

    Conan was a little bored and tried unsuccessfully to make friends with Donald Trump, while Melania Trump stood as far to the side as she physically could. Both Trumps seem genuinely to dislike dogs. He (I assume Conan is a he; the White House went back and forth on the subject) did get skritches, briefly, from Mike Pence and from his handler.

    Conan deserved better.

    I’m with gescove and John Oliver: Donald Trump is a weird monster.

    –alopecia

  • gescove

    John Oliver nails Trump when he asks “What is wrong with you, you weird monster?” Maybe not a lizard, but not a human either.