Conspiracy Theory President Obama Wingnuts

It Could Happen

Republicans in Delkab County, Alabama are warning local residents that if they reelect their Democratic sheriff, he may help President Obama suspend the 2016 election and usurp all power.

In a letter mailed to local voters, a prominent party donor posed the fantastical scenario.

“Obama is determined to be a dictator with the executive orders he signs,” she wrote. “He has left the US Constitution in shreds. If Obama decides to run again (against US law) or declares a National Emergency to suspend elections in 2016, what will our Democrat sheriff do? I am concerned he will go along with this lawless president.”

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For his part, the local sheriff’s Republican opponent Rex Leath shares the concern that the president may declare martial law, saying that he doesn’t know “what [the president] is capable of doing at this point”

It remains a mystery why the all-scheming, all-usurping lawless dictator president tolerates the existence of such imbeciles.

  • Hemidemisemiquaver

    “It remains a mystery why the all-scheming, all-usurping lawless dictator president tolerates the existence of such imbeciles.”

    No mystery. At the same time that Obama is the most dictatorial dictator ever, he’s a mom jeans-wearing, nerdy bicycle-riding, spicy mustard-loving incompetent who is history’s greatest push-over.

    And he plays golf. Which we all know is definitive evidence that he is Satan and the AntiChrist, at the same time. Indeed, his ability to simultaneously be two diametrically-opposed things (he’s also a fascist and a communist at the same time) is evidence of his alien nature.

    Not to mention his ability to go back in time. Which I am totally envious of.

  • muselet

    Oy.

    –alopecia

  • Christopher Foxx

    saying that he doesn’t know “what [the president] is capable of doing at this point”

    Well, maybe if you actually understood the Constitution you would.