Stupid Party

It’s On The Internet, It Must Be True

Rudy Giuliani
JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

The Trump campaign and his surrogates are running with the idea that Hillary Clinton is somehow brain damaged or suffers from a neurological disorder as evidenced by… basically nothing.

Unlike Trump, Clinton has actually released her medical records, but that obviously isn’t going to stop the Breitbart Campaign from promoting the smear.

Senior Trump surrogate and Mister 9/11 himself Rudy Giuliani appeared on CNN yesterday where he said it must be true because it’s on the internet.

Reminded that Clinton’s doctors have noted that these claims are not factual, Giuliani responded that the host should instead check out conspiracy videos posted on the internet. “Go online and put down ‘Hillary Clinton illness’ and take a look at the videos yourself.

Did you know Rudy once fucked a pig? I have no evidence to support that claim, but I read it on the internet so it must be true.

People, such as myself, also say Rudy is a foaming at the mouth racist and conspiracy theorist, but there’s actually plenty of empirical evidence to support that.

All jokes aside, can you imagine what they would say if Franklin D. Roosevelt ran for president today?

“He’s in a wheelchair! How can he possibly defeat the Nazis?”

  • Aynwrong

    It’s a rhetorical question of course but, “How did we get here?”

    The former Mayor of New York City is saying things like this in public. Trust the internet. That’s his argument. Trust the internet.

    He’s become a zoo monkey flinging his poo at tourists.

    • Groundloop

      The bruise was just a hickey left by the Brain Slug.

  • Georgie

    NEW YORK—At a well-attended rally in front of his new Ground Zero
    headquarters Monday, former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani officially
    announced his plan to run for president of 9/11.

    “My fellow citizens of 9/11, today I will make you a promise,” said
    Giuliani during his 18-minute announcement speech in front of a charred
    and torn American flag. “As president of 9/11, I will usher in a bold
    new 9/11 for all.”

    From the Onion, so it is the truth.

  • David Greenberg

    Rudy- initial to middle stages of senile dementia- and a desperate need for attention. Pathetic.

  • muselet

    Whisper campaigns against political opponents have been common since the first election. What’s different now is that Donald Trump and his spokescritters and big-name surrogates are doing their own rumor-mongering, instead of letting others do the dirty work.

    I dread to think how the R nominee in 2020 will behave.

    –alopecia

  • Dread_Pirate_Mathius

    Lest we forget, how was the health of St. Reagan toward the end?

    Or is it only a problem when it’s a Blue Shirt?