Election 2016

I’ve Got Nothin’

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

This actually happened today.

Politicians are suppose to kiss babies, not kick them out of their rallies.

But wait, there's more!

I always wanted to get the Purple Heart. This was much easier.

"This was much easier." Trump's entire career summarized.

This election has undoubtedly put a damper on the field of opposition research as Trump himself openly shits in his own bed on a daily basis.

  • mnpollio

    Not to be disrespectful, but I quite frankly would like to know in what delusional bubble was the veteran that conveyed his purple heart to Trump. He obviously seems to feel Trump deserves it for some reason sane people cannot fathom. And after Trump’s disrespectful treatment of servicemen/servicewomen as well as trying to con veterans with his “donation” scam, I think whoever felt him an appropriate recipient of a purple heart (veteran or not) basically slapped other veterans in the face with a brass knuckles of disrespect and should be held just as accountable.

  • Aynwrong

    It’s probably safe to assume (something I normally avoid doing) that the people who are still in love with this pathological maniac are largely people who claimed to be deeply offended by John Kerry claiming to have thrown his purple heart over a fence in protest to the Vietnam war. The purple heart that he at least earned.

    Patriotism it seems is a one way street. For Trump supporters I mean.

    • Disrespecting the military and disregarding the sacrifice that a Purple Heart signifies IOKIYAR. Same as it ever was.

  • Toolymegapoopoo

    I love how he just throws the medal into his pocket with as much respect as a Walmart receipt. This performance art is almost too much to handle at this point.

  • muselet

    Maybe I’ve been wrong all this time and Donald Trump really is Andy Kaufman.


    • Toolymegapoopoo

      Andy Kaufman playing Tony Clifton.

      • fry1laurie

        It’s actually Drumpf playing Andy Kaufman doing his “Mighty Mouse” routine. “Here I come to save the day!”

  • Every time he opens his garbage hole of a mouth, he says something worse. I can’t even wrap my head around how offensive he is….holy baby jeebus on a cheese cracker..How many more months until the election? /rhetorical

  • Draxiar

    Trump upon inheriting the family fortune: I always wanted millions of dollars…this was much easier.

  • Who WANTS to get a Purple Heart??? Jebus H Christ.

    A normal human being would say, “No, you earned that, I wouldn’t dream of accepting it.” Trump says, “Woo hoo! Now I’ve got a Purple Heart”.

    So I guess now he can honestly say he has a heart. Big win for Trump.

    • Nefercat

      “Who WANTS to get a Purple Heart???”
      Maybe someone who got 5 deferments and had not the slightest interest in the peasants who did go to war, and so has not the slightest idea what will actually earn you a Purple heart.

    • Groundloop

      And not only does he take it, he has the gall to question whether it’s real or fake!