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Judiciary Chairman Compares SCOTUS Nominee to a Dictator

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

Senate Judiciary Chairman Chuck Grassley (R-Assume Deer Dead) has agreed to meet with Supreme Court nominee Merrick Garland because he has met with similar figures in the past.

"If I can meet with a dictator in Uganda, I can surely meet with a decent person in America," Grassley said Thursday.

He added that it's a "pretty hard to say no" to an hour-long meeting with Garland.

"I want to make it clear that the message we told him on the phone yesterday -- I will tell him face-to-face," Grassley.

I can't.

  • muselet

    That’s the keen intellect and razor-sharp analysis that makes Chuck Grassley such an esteemed member of the Senate.

    Crikey, who ties that man’s shoes for him?


  • Victor the Crab

    Chuck Grassley is a creature from Bizzaro World