It’s the “gunfight at the Golden Corral” on The Daily Show.
The point is, working the overnight at 7-11 isn’t already fucked up enough that, somewhere between emptying out whatever it is that coagulates under the rolling hot dog tray and carding smokers, now you gotta deal with an AK-carrying, constitutional-absolutist, performance artist in a Trilby which is a hat that somehow combines the douchiest parts of a Fedora and a Pork Pie.
We are at the intersection of Open Carry Road and Stand Your Ground Place. [...] According to the NRA’s basic principles you have a right to carry a weapon that may cause a reasonable person to believe they are in danger of great bodily injury, and they have a right, if they feel that way, to respond with deadly force.
It’s good business.