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Larry Klayman Files Petition to Deport the President


Anti-NSA complainant and leader of the failed movement to overthrow the government Larry Klayman has filed a petition with the Department of Homeland Security, asking the department to deport President Obama.

You can read the petition here if you care to, but the gist is Klayman claims to have evidence that proves President Obama is not an American citizen and he’s asking Immigration Services to immediately deport him.

What evidence does Klayman have? I will admit that I didn’t read every single word of this petition as it is filled with nonsense and one only has one life to live, but as far as I can tell his evidence consists of a book written by Jerome Corsi and the results of Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s “posse” investigation. Klayman even refers to the “cold case posse” on the 9th page of the petition before going on a lengthy spiel about the allegedly fraudulent long-form birth certificate released by the White House.


If you find yourself on the same side as Larry Klayman on any subject, including the NSA, that should be taken as an indication that you may be wrong.

  • muselet

    And the failure of DHS to act on this petition will be cited as PROOF! that the entire gummint is in on the conspiracy. Whereupon Larry Klayman will call for another multi-million patriot rally! in DC, which will barely draw flies, and which will be cited as PROOF! that the gummint is suppressing Real Murcans.

    And around and around we go.

    Luckily, nobody in our glorious news media takes this ninnhammer seriously or we’d never hear the end of his madness.


  • Christopher Foxx

    Where do I sign? I really want to put my “Heywood Jablome” in that.

  • Victor_the_Crab

    Can we collect evidence that shows Larry Klayman is not from this planet, and have him rocketed back to wherever he came from?

  • Hemidemisemiquaver

    Klayman should march into the White House and take Obama into custody. He then should personally escort Obama to Hawaii which, after all, is a foreign, exotic place. After all, Klayman has all the evidence HE needs. What could possibly go wrong?

    • Victor_the_Crab

      Given the utter incompetence of the Secret Service lately, I don’t know if that’s such a good idea.

  • j hentai

    it does make one wonder where this moron is getting all the money for his frivolous lawsuits.

    • Hemidemisemiquaver

      Lots of rubes out there. Plus some money that had its origin in the the Koch brothers fortune.

      • j hentai

        ah yes, the koch brothers. the wingnut equivalent of daddy warbucks.

      • j hentai

        also, i find it amusing that the right wing nut jobs are always talking about pulling yourself up by your bootstraps when they spend all their time mooching off their millionaire buddies.

        • Hemidemisemiquaver

          I agree completely. In addition, it’s amazing how so many of our Tea Party crazies are convinced that there’s some super-secret welfare plan out there that’s rewarding all the poors with a lavish lifestyle (which no one but they can see). Ya know, phones. Refrigerators. Microwaves. Food. Clothing.

  • Draxiar

    I fail to understand how anyone can take this froot loop seriously.

    • GrafZeppelin127

      He validates their prejudices. That’s all it takes.

    • D_C_Wilson

      There are people who take him seriously? I mean, I know he has literally tens of followers who show up at his fake revolutions, but is there anyone else who doesn’t just point and laugh when they see him?