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JM Ashby
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In other news, sometimes-senator Marco Rubio was booed off a stage in Orlando by a mostly Latino crowd of people.

Meanwhile, police say a woman was groped at a protest against groping held outside Trump Tower.

Finally, the Daily Beast has a first-hand account of one of Trump's cocaine-filled parties where girls as young as 15 present themselves to significantly older rich men. It's worth noting that Trump has been accused of assaulting a girl at one of these drug-filled parties.

  • Aynwrong

    I’m hoping against hope that Marco Rubio is sent packing very shortly. The man is the living definition of a stuffed suit.

    • David Greenberg

      I think that is “empty suit”. If it’s stuffed, it’s stuffed with horse shit. As far as I can tell, the only good thing Chris Christie has ever done, was to destroy him on the debate stage.

  • Ah, the family values candidate . . .

    • Groundloop

      HEY HEY HEY!!

      The Family Values Party, thank you very much.