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Lindsey Graham Says We’re All Going to Die

JudgementDay

Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) is a man who may piss his pants on a regular basis.

During his appearance on Fox News Sunday, Graham called the president “delusional” for believing that ISIS can be defeated without boots on the ground, and he predicted certain doom for all mankind.

Comparing the estimated 30,000 ISIS fighters to the Nazis, Graham warned that “this idea we’ll never had any boots to defeat them in Syria is fantasy.” He argued that given the growth of the “radical Islamic army” and its control of territory in northern Iraq and Syria, “it’s going to take an army to beat a army.” “This is ISIL versus mankind,” he said, using another acronym for the group. [...]

This president needs to rise to the occasion before we all get killed back here at home.

I believe ISIS is a potential terrorist threat to western nations, particularly Europe, and I believe it’s an existential threat to women, children, and other civilians who live within the territory occupied by the radical group. In addition to the beheading of numerous individuals, unspeakable violence is being committed against women as they’re removed from their homes forced into sex slavery.

I don’t take the group lightly, but this idea that ISIS is a threat to “mankind” that is going to kill us all is absurd and hysterical.

Someone this unhinged has no business dictating foreign policy and Graham should consider looking into a mirror before he accuses someone else of being delusional.

  • Victor_the_Crab

    Jon Stewart spent a segment of The Daily Show mocking Graham’s Chicken Little methods.

  • D_C_Wilson

    This just in, Lindsey Graham has called on the nation to raise the terrorist alert to “brown” as his aides rushed to bring him a clean pair of pants.

  • Victor_the_Crab

    Grab your rifle and go fight ISIS yourself, Lindsey you chickenhawk. We won’t wait up for you.

    • Good point. If humanity’s very existence is at stake, why wouldn’t he?

  • muselet

    No one is as big a coward as Lindsey Graham seems to be, so I’m led to conclude that he’s decided it’s the only way he can keep being reelected.

    Is “I’m scared and you should be, too!” really an effective campaign slogan?

    –alopecia

    • vgranucci

      It seems to work for a fair number of politicians.

      • Victor_the_Crab

        One Nation, Under Fear is their motto.

      • muselet

        Alas, true.

        –alopecia

    • D_C_Wilson

      It worked in 2004.

      • muselet

        Again I say: alas, true.

        –alopecia

  • GrafZeppelin127

    It wouldn’t be a day ending in “y” if Lindsay Graham didn’t go on TV with a case of the vapors.