In other news, the Kansas state government is poised to plug a few holes in their budget by auctioning off thousands of sex toys.
I can’t imagine that will help Sam Brownback in his reelection bid.
Meanwhile, a former columnist for Forbes said yesterday that the biggest threat to college fraternities is drunk girls who are just asking to be raped because all it takes is “one irresponsible woman” to bring down a whole fraternity.
Bill Frezza is a former columnist because he was fired today.
Pro tip: don’t blame women for being raped.