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Lyin’ Ted

Written by SK Ashby

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In other news, Trump veterans adviser Al Baldasaro is very upset because the Secret Service called him up to talk about his Clinton assassination fantasies.

Meanwhile, there's more to the story of the Secret Service paying Trump for rides on his plane. Trump owns the plane and the company that services it, so he's essentially double billing. There's also the matter of the plane itself being a flying penthouse.

The bombastic businessman has often bragged about the comforts of his ride, with its full bedroom, shower and 24-karat gold-plated bathroom fixtures. But because it seats so few passengers, Trump’s Secret Service agents appear to make up more than half of the plane’s flight manifests. And that means taxpayers are now legally required to pick up the majority of its staggering running costs.

Finally, Planned Parenthood clinics in Florida will offer hormone replacement therapy (HRT) and other medical services to transgender individuals beginning next month. This is a big deal.

I plan to start drinking at least an hour before the debate tonight. Maybe two hours.