Election 2016

Man Who Joked About Killing Ted Cruz Supports Ted Cruz

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) is hitting the campaign trail and raising money for fellow senator and zodiac killer Ted Cruz.

According to an invitation obtained by POLITICO, Graham will headline a fundraiser for Cruz on Monday. [...]

According to the invitation reviewed by POLITICO, which could be in its draft stages, Graham will headline a fundraiser for Cruz on Monday at Clyde’s Gallery Place. Tickets start at $1,000.

Here's Graham himself:

GRAHAM: "I think he's the best alternative to Donald Trump. He's certainly not my preference -- Senator Cruz is not -- but he's a reliable Republican conservative."

Several weeks ago, this is what Lindsey Graham had to say about Ted Cruz:

"If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you," the former presidential candidate said at the Washington Press Club Foundation's 72nd Congressional Dinner, referencing the Texas senator's unpopular reputation on Capitol Hill.

The GOP is in shambles.

  • Badgerite

    Well, one knew that a rare break out of honesty could not survive long in the modern GOP. There is power to be grasped, after all.

  • muselet

    This tells you everything you need to know about Lindsey Graham.