In other news, New Hampshire state Representative Susan DeLemus (R) has gone full anti-Christ against Pope Francis in defense of Donald Trump.
Meanwhile, the Pentagon will reportedly submit a plan for permanently closing the prison at Guantanamo Bay tomorrow.
And finally, President Obama has now formally submitted his request for funding to fight the Zika virus but, as you know, it's dead on arrival.
I don't know about the rest of you but I simply could not focus today. I apologize if nothing I wrote was intelligible.