Foreign Policy

NATO is “preparing to deal with a child”

Written by SK Ashby

Heads of state from all 28 members of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO), including our own national embarrassment Donald Trump, will meet on May 25th and preparations are underway to accommodate the toddler-in-chief.

Officials have been instructed to keep it brief and dumb it down.

“It’s kind of ridiculous how they are preparing to deal with Trump,” said one source briefed extensively on the meeting’s preparations. “It’s like they’re preparing to deal with a child — someone with a short attention span and mood who has no knowledge of NATO, no interest in in-depth policy issues, nothing,” said the source, who spoke on condition of anonymity. “They’re freaking out.”

Nothing to add.