Never Cruz

(Cartoonist - David Fitzsimmons)

In other news, prosecutors have decided not to charge Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski with battery for manhandling former Breitbart reporter Michelle Fields.

Meanwhile, Alabama Governor Robert Bentley apparently had his wallet delivered to him via helicopter one time. So there's that. Bentley is currently being impeached.

And finally, Ted Cruz is evidently still mad at Mitch McConnell nearly a year later after calling the majority leader a liar.

A brief reminder that Ted Cruz is upset with McConnell because an amendment to revive the Export-Import Bank was attached to last year's transportation funding bill. Ted Cruz must really hate jobs and American exports. Of course, he's hardly alone.

  • Aynwrong

    Question: “Once we stop Trump, how do we stop Ted Cruz?”

    Answer: Easy, ya vote for the Democrat.

    Bernie or Hillary 2016!