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Obamacare Will Lead to Volcano Monitoring

Well, not really, but according to Kenneth the Page Bobby Jindal, it could lead to forced consumption of Tofu and state-issued Chevy Volts.

Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal (R) said Thursday's "frightening" Supreme Court ruling could lead to penalties for Americans whose lives are out of step with government priorities.

On a call with reporters, Jindal said that the decision to uphold the healthcare law as a tax is a "blow to our freedoms."

"What's next?" he said, expressing concern for people who "refuse to eat tofu" or "refuse to drive a Chevy Volt" — a popular hybrid car.

I personally would happily accept offers of subsidized tofu and a Volt. We should all be so lucky.