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JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

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In other news, House Intelligence Committee member Rep. Mike Quigley traveled to Cyprus on official business to learn more about Russian's money laundering operation. The Associated Press recently reported that Paul Manafort used a series of bank accounts in Cyprus. Coincidence? No.

Meanwhile, the Secret Service has spent over $35,000 on fucking golf cart rentals!

One purchase order reviewed by CBS News shows the US Secret Service has spent $35,185 on golf cart rentals “for POTUS visit” in Palm Beach County, Florida since the President’s inauguration.

Finally, the Trump regime says it will keep White House visitor logs secret. Let the lawsuits and subpoenas begin.

Secretary of Education Betsy Devos has chosen new head of the Civil Rights Office that believes white people face too much discrimination.

Apple has been granted a permit to testing their own branded self-driving cars.

Trump apparently didn't even know what a FISA warrant is before he accused President Obama of wiretapping him. That can't surprise anyone, right?

Who's hyped? I am.

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  • Aynwrong

    I hope the golf carts are cleaned more thoroughly than Mar-A-Lago’s kitchen.

  • Are these golf cart rentals at Mira-effing-Lago? FFS Drumpf can’t give them complimentary carts?!?!?! They’re only protecting his dumb sorry ass from assassination!

    • Aynwrong

      Some billionaire…

  • Secretary of Education Betsy Devos has chosen new head of the Civil Rights Office that believes white people face too much discrimination.

    I’m a white male and I don’t think I’ve EVER been discriminated against in my entire life. Not one incident. I would bet my life that no minority in America could say the same. (Well, people like Ben Carson might *say* they haven’t been, but I’d also bet my life they’re lying.)