In other news, Jeb! Bush has endorsed Ted Cruz for president because Jeb has no soul. Jeb can fix it!
Meanwhile, Senator Tom Cotton (R-AR) wants to give special treatment to Christian refugees. Would that even be constitutional?
And finally, Rudy "9/11" Giuliani says we need to start torturing people again and grant pardons for torturers. There's a high chance Giuliani's porn collection consists exclusively of torture videos.
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