Sarah Palin

Quitting and Grifting Pays

Here's the lesson being delivered by Sarah Palin.

1) Convince a majority of people to give their time and money and votes to your campaign.

2) Serve half a term.

3) Quit.

4) Scam your way into $12 million since quitting.

5) Expect people to vote for you for president even though you ditched your previous voters in lieu of screechy, sarcastic speeches and reality-star fame.

The moral? Quitting and grifting pays.